Bullet proof cars...

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A cabal is after me....

I need a bullet proof car, 
bullet proof house, bullet proof dress, 
bullet proof food and even bullet proof air. 
so that I can speak bullet proof words,
 loot bullet proof public funds 
and make bullet proof moves... 

Can't I have bullet proof kids??? 
And even in death... 
My dear loved ones, make sure it is bullet proof casket... 
The type that survives air crash!

Yes, I am a minister, on my mind!

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